"she was special and unique because unlike other girls she read a book and drank a tea and didnt talk about a clothes"
  • Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20
  • Me: What
  • confidnet:

    supersamurai91:

    confidnet:

    i wasted my last bagel my life is over

    Just get some bread and cut out a circle

    i have never been so offended in my entire life

    hate:

    17 years old and i still don’t know how to properly respond to “whats up?” 

    iheartshoelaces:

couthor:

bra-llelujah:

O

These are literally the only two kinds of horse out there I swear to god

Oh my god I thought that was a man in a monkey suit

    iheartshoelaces:

    couthor:

    bra-llelujah:

    O

    These are literally the only two kinds of horse out there I swear to god

    Oh my god I thought that was a man in a monkey suit

    spookyjacob:

    ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

    cannibalstarling:

kardigone:


Oh god, not French.

ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.

*whispers* bonjour

    cannibalstarling:

    kardigone:

    Oh god, not French.

    ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.

    *whispers* bonjour

    slapmytitties:

    What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris